June 2012
how do you get followers
thatsagoodnickclegg:
i dont think im better than you because of my interests
i think im better than you because i am better than you
donkjonah:
to infinity and beyonce
iphone420:
i always try to take pictures of people in public but im always afraid they will punch me and call the cops so i just dont
1 tag
Watchadiostoreadors:
fun fact this is the best show on television
2 tags
beboqueen:
vocaroo:
as a special treat i...
therealhamster:
“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
korra fandom: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
1 tag
teapayne:
this is my new senior quote
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
3 tags
2 tags
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pizzaforpresident:
but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirts dreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirts what you’re lookin for has been t-shirts
Watch
chuckquizmo:
i cannot see the haters
much better
