low-cal calzone zone

how do you get followers

thatsagoodnickclegg:

i dont think im better than you because of my interests

i think im better than you because i am better than you

sociallyunacceptableart:

i cant

donkjonah:

to infinity and beyonce

iphone420:

i always try to take pictures of people in public but im always afraid they will punch me and call the cops so i just dont

motoroladroid:

You don’t need drugs to have fun

motoroladroid:

You don’t need drugs to have fun

Yellowcard - Back Home
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johncollege:

Yellowcard

Back Home

Ocean Avenue

(2003)

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adiostoreadors:

fun fact this is the best show on television

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beboqueen:

vocaroo:

as a special treat i thought i’d read you my favourite story

a story of love, passion and jealousy…

“Charizard took a deep breath and continued, “look, it’s my mating season and the only one I see fit to mate with is you.”

Ash looked at him in shook again and said, “You..want..to..fuck…me?”

Yes,” Charizard said as took a step closer to Ash.

Ash was speachless as a million thounghts ran therw his head. Some thoughts said it was wrong, others said go for it, and others were in between. Ash snapped out of it with Charizard infront of him. He looked at his blue eyes, and said, “Okay, but keep it a secret.”

Chasizard was glad and said, “Good, now get naked.” Ash did so as he took his shirt, pants, socks, and underwaer. Charizard liked his lips as he saw his trainer naked before him. He then mosioned for him to get down, weach Ash did. Ash now on his hand and knees started to have secend thoughts as he watch Charizard walk behind him. Charizard with his now fully ericted dick, at leced 7 inchs was ready to mate with Ash. He pulled Ash’s asschecks apart, and slowly push his dick into the hole. Ash wenced as he felt the hard pokemon dick push it’s way into his virgen ass, and then he felt something. He looked between his arms and saw that Charizard was gently playing with him. Ash’s pain was becoming plesure as he felt the claw making became hard. As Charizaed was helping Ash, he was all the way in and began pump slowly in to him. He start to pick up the pase as he got closer to his climax, as was was trusting so hard, Ash thought he was going to need the see a doctor after this”

I’m crying

cantpray:

go get em kid

cantpray:

go get em kid

therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection